A Lawyer at The Pearly Gates
A Lawyer at The Pearly Gates
A New York Divorce Lawyer dies and arrives at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"
The Lawyer thinks a moment, then says, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street."
Saint Peter asks Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirms that this was true.
Saint Peter says, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven."
The Lawyer pleads, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I gave another homeless person a quarter."
Saint Peter nods to Gabriel, who after a moment nods back, affirming this, too, had been verified.
Saint Peter then whispers to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"
Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then says to Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."
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