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You Might Be A Lawyer If . . .


You Might Be A Lawyer If . . .

You might be a lawyer if:

You are charging someone for reading these jokes.

The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.

You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.

Your other car is a BMW.

When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.

When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.

 


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