Materialistic Lawyer
Materialistic Lawyer
A very successful lawyer parks his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he gets out, a truck comes along, too close to the curb, and completely tears off the driver's door of the Lexus.
The counselor immediately grabs his cell phone and dials 911. It wasn't more than 2 minutes before a policeman pulls up.
Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically.
His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally winds down from his rant, the cop shakes his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he says. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asks the lawyer.
The cop replies, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
Looking down, the lawyer screams, "Oh my goodness!" . . .
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